Don't get me wrong, I still don't like Taylor Swift and the majority of her music, but I do like this song. It reminds me of middle school.
Today I want to share with you all a hilarious video I discovered while browsing Imgur today. Before I say anything about it, here's the video for you to watch:
Since Blogger is being stupid, here's the link to the video for your viewing pleasure: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocj_sGKFOIA
Even though this video is supposed to be satirical, it does bring up a number of excellent points, the first being that cuddling is important! Anyone who tells you different is a dirty liar or just plain ignorant. There is almost nothing in this world better than cuddling, especially with a boyfriend/girlfriend. It's just so... nice.
As cheesy as the names sound, Stamos is spot on with the cuddling positions too. The Stamos Soother, Stamos Spoonful and the Stamos Swaddler are the right ways to cuddle (just not the Stamos Shark Sleep). Because he alright went through the correct way to cuddle, here are a few examples of how NOT to cuddle. Just as a note, these are from a book called the Cuddle Sutra. My recommendation, just skip the book and stick with the video.
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| Why are her arms out like that? That cannot be comfortable. Plus, that guy looks like a stage-5 clinger in this position. |
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| Another stage-5 clinger. How is he not suffocating from her boobs? And shouldn't she be getting a ridiculous dead leg (look at her right leg and how it's literally squashed between the guy and the bed)? |
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| How in the hell is this cuddling? He's just using her boobs as a pillow. |
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| And here we see a THIRD stage-5 clinger. This one isn't that bad I guess as long as the girl can deal with having a dead right arm, sleeping on her back and having her legs elevated while she's sleeping. |
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| Just look at her face like, "Why is this dude's head on my ass?!" |
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