Day Three

Today, I decided to create a Madlibs list and have a few of my friends fill it out. These are the results:

My Best Friend’s Top Ten Tips for Making a Relationship Work:

10. Dirty communication is the foundation of good relationship.

9. Make sure you always jump with (on?) each other. It will make your relationship more repulsive.

8. Embrace each other’s faults. It’s okay if your Significant Other grasps when he or she touches. It’s even okay is he/she likes sexy cats.

7. When you kick, make sure you do it lovingly.

6. Everyone loves compliments. If you’re the guy, always make sure to tell your girl she’s awesome. If you’re the girl, make sure your guy knows he’s a beautiful Channing Tatum.

5. When you go out on a date, let Beyoncé pay. It will make her feel more sarcastic.

4. It’s important to keep things adorable in the bedroom. Spice things up by running with blankets or listening with a laptop.

3. Buy handcuffs- they’re a great investment for your relationship.

2. Make time for each other. For example, make every Wednesday dance-day or agree to Cupid Shuffle 19 times an hour.

1. Never, ever walk. Nobody likes a bright kitten.

A Marine’s Top Ten Tips for Making a Relationship Work:

10. Rough communication is the foundation of good relationship.

9. Make sure you always kill with each other. It will make your relationship sexier.

8. Embrace each other’s faults. It’s okay if your Significant Other slays when he or she heel kicks. It’s even okay is he/she likes heinous babies.

7. When you break, make sure you do it quickly.

6. Everyone loves compliments. If you’re a guy, always make sure to tell your girl she’s bitchy. If you’re a girl, make sure your guy knows he’s a mean woman.

5. When you go out on a date, let the bitch pay. It will make them feel swifter.

4. It’s important to keep things disgusting in the bedroom. Spice things up by hunting with bullets or destroying with hell.

3. Buy alcohol- it’s a great investment for your relationship.

2. Make time for each other. For example, make every Friday murder-day or agree tochin-jab-palm-heel-thrust 10 times a millennium.

1. Never, ever slash. Nobody likes a dirty war.

Otter’s Top Ten Tips for Making a Relationship Work:

10. Ugly communication is the foundation of good relationship.

9. Make sure you always eat with each other. It will make your relationship bloodier.

8. Embrace each other’s faults. It’s okay if your Significant Other slices when he or she tickles. It’s even okay is he/she likes happy cats.

7. When you lick, make sure you do it gently.

6. Everyone loves compliments. If you’re the guy, always make sure to tell your girl she’s sleepy. If you’re the girl, make sure your guy knows he’s a noisy ninja.

5. When you go out on a date, let Abraham Lincoln pay. It will make him feel hotter.

4. It’s important to keep things sunny in the bedroom. Spice things up by dancing with guards or laughing with a pirate.

3. Buy a clown- it’s a great investment for your relationship.

2. Make time for each other. For example, make every Sunday hug-day or agree to jump 10,000 times a year.

1. Never, ever strangle. Nobody likes a blue slave.

Val’s Top Ten Tips for Making a Relationship Work:

10. Slimy communication is the foundation of good relationship.

9. Make sure you always crawl with each other. It will make your relationship squishier.

8. Embrace each other’s faults. It’s okay if your Significant Other cries when he or she runs. It’s even okay is he/she likes wet elephants.

7. When you grind, make sure you do it quickly.

6. Everyone loves compliments. If you’re the guy, always make sure to tell your girl she’s purple. If you’re the girl, make sure your guy knows he’s a stinky semi truck.

5. When you go out on a date, let Gabsauce (that’s my nickname from her…) pay. It will make her feel taller.

4. It’s important to keep things picky in the bedroom. Spice things up by banging with puppies or licking a computer.

3. Buy a thigh- it’s a great investment for your relationship.

2. Make time for each other. For example, make every Friday look-day or agree to hide 7 times a year.

1. Never, ever throw-up. Nobody likes a chunky cat.